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10 March 2009 @ 02:11 pm
{radio} HS7 Yamada x Okamoto  

117th Radio Show (OA March 10th 2009) 
Yamada Ryosuke x Okamoto Keito

Yamada: Good evening, this is HS7’s Yamada Ryosuke!

Okamoto: Good evening, this is Okamoto Keito! I’m going to read a letter now

Yamada: Sure, go ahead

Okamoto: “Good evening HS7”

Yamada: Good evening

Okamoto: Penname, straw berry ah, wait no. Its strawberry

Yamada: From strawberry san

Okamoto: Yes

Yamada: She changed it for us

Okamoto: “Lately, we are assigned chores at my house. For example, I’ll be washing dishes and my brother will be cleaning the bath tub, etc.” etc… “I want to ask, what does HS7 when you’re at home?” is what she said

Yamada: What do you do, Keito?

Okamoto: When I’m at home? Hmm… generally, after I get home, I’d open the door

Yamada: Okay

Okamoto: Then my dog would get mad at me and while he’s like that, I’d shut the door hard feeling all “shut up”

Yamada: Okay

Okamoto: After that, I do various things

Yamada: All in all, the question is what are you assigned to do?

Okamoto: Oh what am I assigned?

Yamada: Yes

Okamoto: Oh I see. Got it, got it now. I… what do I do? I usually buy those breakfasts that you microwave for 2 minutes

Yamada: Eh? Eh… What?

Okamoto: You know those frozen foods

Yamada: And what’re you assigned to do?

Okamoto: Like I said, I’m in charge of buying those or…

Yamada: Oh I see

Okamoto: Yeah and I’m in charge of cleaning the hair stuck on the shower drain

Yamada: I see that you have a great job

Okamoto: Well, I do lots of things. Okay, what about Yama san?

Yamada: Yama san does… what do I do? I … play

Okamoto: Ahh

Yamada: I’m in charge of playing or getting everyone happy/excited

Okamoto: I see… by doing what?

Yamada: Umm… well, lots of things

Okamoto: Tell us one

Yamada: What? Out of that… umm maybe an impression

Okamoto: Impression?

Yamada: Yup

Okamoto: Show us one

Yamada: You’re so stupid! Stupid! I knew you were going to say that but, stupid! No way! Actually, it’s impossible to explain

Okamoto: Hmm, I think you can make it

Yamada: No I won’t, no I won’t

Okamoto: You can for sure!

Yamada: You’re exactly how I heard from people. I’m going to pass

Okamoto: Why are you ignoring [the task] like this?

Yamada: Yeah, I’m ignoring, of course I’d ignore that!!

Okamoto: Well, let’s just say we’ll hear that later on the show

Yamada: You’ll never hear it from me!

Okamoto: Let’s

Yamada: You’re not going to hear it

Okamoto: Start!

Yamada: Okay

HS7 UltraPower

Yamada: Today is that terrifying corner

Okamoto: What’s so scary about that terrifying corner?  


Okamoto: This is a corner which we say phrases we’d never say on TVs or on dramas

Yamada: Before we get started

Okamoto: Yeah?

Yamada: I have something I need to confirm first. Well, with Chinen and others…

Okamoto: Yeah?

Yamada: Ryutaro?

Okamoto: Yeah

Yamada: Said Keito…

Okamoto: It’s okay

Yamada: It’s okay?

Okamoto: Yeah

Yamada: Umm…  

Okamoto: What else?

Yamada: I heard that doing this corner with you is be really exhausting

Okamoto: It’s okay

Yamada: It’s okay?

Okamoto: It’s okay I’ll make Yama chan exhausted

Yamada: Tell me firsthand how you’d want it to go situation wise?

Okamoto: Hmm

Yamada: Let’s not forget that and move along

Okamoto: Got it. OK OK, its fine

Yamada: Tell me firsthand

Okamoto: It’ll be fine

Yamada: OK?

Okamoto: Yes Yes

Yamada: Okay then!

Okamoto: It’ll be fine. Yes we can

Yamada: First… First!

Okamoto: It’ll be fine

Yamada: Let’s have Keito go first! First is Keito

Okamoto: Okay

Yamada: Ummm, radioname Miwa san…Mi… this is from Miwa san, right!? This is the phrase Miwa san wants Keito kun to say. Here it is

Okamoto: Which one? I’ve said this recently

Yamada: Really?

Okamoto: Just kidding but

Yamada: Here it is!

Okamoto: “My guitar strings broke! OH MY GOD!”

Yamada: You did it

Okamoto: Well, let’s go to Yamada kun next

Yamada: God, you’re so fast! Let me get ask you things!

Okamoto: Let’s see

Yamada: Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure you’re okay with this?

Okamoto: Fine then

Yamada: Do you have anything to say? But I guess you do about guitars

Okamoto: I broke them the other day though

Yamada: But you don’t say “oh my god” when they break, right?

Okamoto: Well, Yama chan… Yama chan

Yamada: Oh god

Okamoto: Let’s see, this is from penname Reiko san

Yamada: Okay

Okamoto: Umm, she seems like she wants you to say this in a giza [super] cute way. Please say this

Yamada: In a super cute way?

Okamoto: Yes

Yamada: Ok! Here it is. “Ah! Don’t eat my karaage!”  

Okamoto: Do you call that cute? Was that cute?

Yamada: Well, I don’t know how to say it cute

Okamoto: Say it cuter

Yamada: I don’t know how to say it cute

Okamoto: Say it in a voice that’d cheer Chinen when he hears you

Yamada: That’s so hard!

Okamoto: One more! I’m going to give you another chance

Yamada: Here it comes. This is it, right? This is it, right?

Okamoto: I’m going to give you another chance

Yamada: This is it, right?

Okamoto: I told you the situation though. Super cute

Yamada: Oh yeah. I was wrong

Okamoto: Exactly

Yamada: I said it wrong

Okamoto: Yeah

Yamada: Ah, sorry. Sorry

Okamoto: Go ahead

Yamada: “Ah! Don’t eat my karaage!”

Okamoto: That was cute. Cute. That one was cute

Yamada: Ah, really?

Okamoto: But… yeah. It’s ‘but’ though

Yamada: Yeah?

Okamoto: Didn’t go up to super though

Yamada: What! At least go up to super!

Okamoto: You just didn’t go up to super

Yamada: Eh? I guess Chinen won’t be happy with that

Okamoto: A little bit more

Yamada: You wanted a little more

Okamoto: You needed a little more, so close

Yamada: Sorry that I can only go this far. Sorry!

Okamoto: Okay

Yamada: Well, please keep sending fan phrases! This was Hey!Say!WORDS corner

Okamoto: Please listen to a song for now, it’s HSJ’s

Yama-Oka: UltraMusicPower


Yamada: It’s already time for us to go

Okamoto: Yama chan

Yamada: Yes?

Okamoto: The impressions

Yamada: You got a great memory there

Okamoto: I’ve already mentioned once

Yamada: EHH

Okamoto: Sorry, you did announce you’d

Yamada: No, you were the one who announced I’d! Keito, you did it on your own

Okamoto: No, that’s not it

Yamada: Did Yama chan said he’ll do it later?

Okamoto: The people who are watching… listening to us listened ‘till the end just so they could hear Yama chan’s impressions

Yamada: Stupid!

Okamoto: That’s why, Yama chan have to say one… for the show too

Yamada: Fine. I’ll try a new impression. Give me something. Someone or something

Okamoto: Then, ittan-momen

Yamada: Ittan-momen… Ittan-momen? “I’m Ittan-momen!”

Okamoto: Do ittan-momens talk?

Yamada: How should I know!

Okamoto: Okay then Nurikabe

Yamada: Nurikabe?

Okamoto: Yeah

Yamada: “Nurikabe!” This was like the last one

Okamoto: While you’re at it, Kitaro

Yamada: “I’m Kitaro!” This is impossible. Spirits/ghosts are impossible. People wouldn’t understand!

Okamoto: Then, do an impression of Yuto

Yamada: Yuto… Yuto kun?

Okamoto: Yeah Yuto

Yamada: Yuto kun?

Okamoto: Yuto Yuto

Yamada: Impression of Yuto kun?

Okamoto: Yuto

Yamada: “UWHAAHAHAHA!!!”

Okamoto: We are waiting for your mails

Yamada: The addres is…

Okamoto: For Hey!Say!WORDS please send us not only phrases, but situations and impressions as well

Yamada: You stupid! Stupid!

Okamoto: Not impressions but please keep sending us those things

Yamada: Today’s host was HS7’s Yamada Ryosuke and

Okamoto: Okamoto Keito Bye bye!

Yamada: I’m Nurikabe! Bye bye

This one is a must listen XD
Fuuyu: hikaru give 5fuuyu_hsj on March 10th, 2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
That was good XD~~~
I was so laughing about Yamachan's monomane… baka~
They sound so different, Idk *didn't listen to their show for months*

arigatou gozaimashita for translating ♥
ㅍ_ㅍ: seriously coolunhealthyangel on March 10th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
LMAO keito you support yamachii and yamajima dont you? XD
anyway thank you for the trans :D
IIamu Karugaru (良編軽々)hydeist_wannabe on March 10th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
how convenient that i could dl the audio right while reading the trans ^^ ...poor yama got attacked by keito's ...self... XD
loveyama_chanloveyama_chan on March 10th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
haha i was very excited to see this part esp since chii said to be careful with keito~
yama-chan was trying to beat the keito phenomenon but i guess he wasn't able to! hahaha! XD
tokyo_freak: rawrtokyo_freak on March 11th, 2009 12:35 am (UTC)
woah this one is supeer cute!! >.< keito is so hypeeer aand funny!!! LOLS yama-chan ..i love it when he says "stupid"" sooo cute :P X)) hahaha

thanks for translating
warui_otome on March 11th, 2009 12:45 am (UTC)
HOMG. This is so cute !!! Keito asking for YamaJima !!! XDDD
Thanks for translating~ <3
satsukisora: O.K !satsukisora on March 11th, 2009 01:46 am (UTC)
i laugh a lot xDD
Keito is dangerous~
demo, daisuki xDD
ah, maybe i should download the audio~

thanks for translating ^^
Eemir / Aidanhimeeemir_eera on March 11th, 2009 03:40 am (UTC)
haha..haha...keito~~..you're so funny....he's a stubborn guy ne?...haha...
「Jenny」: yamamotobrosiscomplex on March 11th, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
YamaMoto will surely form a baka team XD
I read stupid and stupid for too much XD
oh keito ilusm for making ryosuke do impressions ♥
but why does he support yamachii too much instead of yamamoto? D:
Carmencookierulez on March 11th, 2009 05:55 am (UTC)
LOL oh god, this was hilarious XD
there were so many good parts that i can't choose one to quote here!

thanks for the translations!!! &hearts
「 v i v 」captxfizz on March 11th, 2009 06:41 am (UTC)
bwahaha...i love keito for forcing yamada to do his fail monomane XDDD
thanks for translating!!!!
tego♥massu=LOVEkatrinasacay on March 11th, 2009 10:13 am (UTC)
i'm gonna listen to this! xD
pinky_fairy10pinky_fairy10 on March 11th, 2009 10:40 am (UTC)
poor yamada. being pushed by keito like that. :)) ahaha. keito's so hyper. ;)

thanks for translations!
ynloverynlover on March 11th, 2009 12:27 pm (UTC)
omfb. they both love yuto. haha!!

so cute!

thanks for this :D
fandom clash: Yeahtweetyyyy on March 11th, 2009 01:03 pm (UTC)
thanks for trasnslating!
I'm sp laughing hard at this!
I must listen to this!

He's supporting YamaJima!
Okamoto: Then, do an impression of Yuto

Yamada: Yuto… Yuto kun?

Okamoto: Yeah Yuto

Yamada: Yuto kun?

Okamoto: Yuto Yuto

Yamada: Impression of Yuto kun?

Okamoto: Yuto

Yamada: “UWHAAHAHAHA!!!”
山☂知: [hsj] number threebaliwnababae on March 11th, 2009 01:30 pm (UTC)
lmao Keito you dork XD

...I think he wanted a monomane of Yuto because he misses him |D .../stabbed by all yamajima and yamada/keito fans
tierestieres on March 11th, 2009 02:45 pm (UTC)
Thx for the translations

I'm not a Keito fan but I just love him when he corners his bandmates ^^
selena. ♥asianized_x on March 12th, 2009 01:28 am (UTC)
Aww that's cute :D
Thanks for translating! haha; keito's funny~
リヤン ♥mrsbutaaa on March 12th, 2009 11:08 am (UTC)
.. all i can say is, WHAHAHAH. ♥ *runs*
hei_sei: Smile wouldn't you ?hei_sei on March 15th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)
hahaha! thanks so much for translating this one XD
I havent listen to it but just read it made me lol XD
keitokunkawaiikeitokunkawaii on April 28th, 2009 02:14 pm (UTC)
hey, how can i get the audio version of this? i really wnat to hear them saying those words! lol
Ksilyangpilak on May 30th, 2009 12:06 pm (UTC)
it's the beessssst!!
i just kept on laughing! =))

thanks for translating! ^_^
Still longing for him....riotakeuchi on July 12th, 2009 12:26 pm (UTC)
Keichan is the best !!! XD there's no one can defeat him ne! ^^
hotfruits: Keito; kittyhotfruits on October 5th, 2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
Where can you listen to these?
abigaillauabigaillau on April 15th, 2010 12:25 pm (UTC)
HELLO! does anyone know where i can listen to this episode? i died while reading this and i really want to listen it. xD