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03 February 2009 @ 05:15 pm
{radio} HS7 Okamoto x Chinen  

92nd Radio Show (OA February 3rd 2008) 
Okamoto Keito x Chinen Yuri
HEY!SAY!WORDS


HS7 UltraPower

Chinen: Good evening, this is HS7’s Chinen Yuri

Okamoto: Good evening, this is Okamoto Keito

Chinen: *giggle* Wait, hey today is Tuesday

Okamoto: Why did you laugh? Did something funny happen?

Chinen: I thought I got the dates wrong

Okamoto: Why?

Chinen: Just felt like that

Okamoto: Hmm well well

Chinen: February 3rd is

Okamoto: Today is February 3rd

Chinen: Setsubun [Coming of spring]. Keito, do you know what Setsubun is?

Okamoto: Setsubun is that… you know, where you distribute what you saved up

Chinen: You don’t know? You don’t know since you were in England?

Okamoto: What is it? What is it? What does it mean?

Chinen: Umm, you throw beans

Okamoto: Oh that Fuku wa uchi! Something nige

Chinen: So you do know

Okamoto: Well

Chinen: Act it out a little. Act out how you would throw beans

Okamoto: Fuku wa uchi! Oni wa Nige! Like that, right? Show me an example then. Show me
(Lucks in! Demons run away!)

Chinen: You say Oni wa soto! Fuku wa uchi
(Demons out! Lucks in) ß The right away btw

Okamoto: Sorry, say it more clearly

Chinen: Oni wa soto~! And you throw Fuku wa uchi

Okamoto: Hmm

Chinen: If we were to show an example what which one would you do?

Okamoto: I’d win

Chinen: Throwing the beans? Or the demon?

Okamoto: I’d win

Chinen: You’d be the demon for sure if it was me and Keito. You’d wear the demon mask and I’d throw the beans as hard as I can

Okamoto: Then, I’d catch them and throw it back to you

Chinen: Fine, try it if you can

Okamoto: Let’s both be the demons

Chinen: Sure

Okamoto: Sure. I’d definitely win

Chinen: Definitely?

Okamoto: I’d definitely win. Let’s start soon

Chinen: Yes, let’s start soon

Oka-Chi: HS7 UltraPower

DCT♪

Okamoto: It’s that corner you might know as where I, Okamoto Keito give out harsh acting orders

Chinen: I’ll try my best to get an OK on a first shot

DCT♪

HEY!SAY!WORDS

Chinen: It’s a corner which we say phrases we would never say during work

Okamoto: Ya! First off! Let’s have Chinen do it

Chinen: Oh, Chinen

Okamoto: We received this from penname Ogu san, this is the phrase

Chinen: Ohh, Ogu san from Arashi no Shukudai kun

Okamoto: Well well well, please say this Chinen

Chinen: Okay

Okamoto: I think you can say that

Chinen: Eh? This? Eh, I can’t say this!

Okamoto: You can say it

Chinen: If you make me say this, I’ll run away

Okamoto: Here’s Chinen 3, 2, 1…

Chinen: “Lately….”

Okamoto: What?

Chinen: “Ninomiya kun is cooler than Ohno kun”

Okamoto: Do you really think so, Chinen?

Chinen: Gosh!

Okamoto: I guess you’re going for Ninomiya kun now. I guess you graduated from My Brother
(I’m guessing Keito made a mistake Boku no Oniisan [My Brother] = Uta no Oniisan)

Chinen: Gosh!

Okamoto: You graduated from him

Chinen: Why would you pick such a thing?

Okamoto: So you graduated from Ohno kun

Chinen: No way! You made me say it

Okamoto: No I didn’t, you just said them yourself

Chinen: Then, what the hell was up with the echo?

Okamoto: Well well

Chinen: There’s no way an echo would come on at such a good timing. You definitely made me say it

Okamoto: I didn’t make you say it

Chinen: Ninomiya kun is cool too but ah no

Okamoto: Ninomiya kun…

Chinen: I guess this isn’t entirely wrong

Okamoto: Why? Then say it one more time. What do you mean?

Chinen: Ninomiya kun is cooler. Even if Ninomiya kun is cooler, Ohno kun has far more amazing thing about him

Okamoto: So, Chinen doesn’t think Ohno kun is cool

Chinen: Not cool but he’s more mellow and cute

Okamoto: So he’s cute to you? Ohno kun to Chinen is a cute existence? And not cool?

Chinen: Is that bad? What’s so bad about it?

Okamoto: No not at all, I understand now

Chinen: Ninomiya kun is cool too, what’s so bad about that?

Okamoto: Okay okay. Well, now I understand Chinen’s true nature

Chinen: My true nature?

Okamoto: Yeah, now I know Chinen’s true nature. I have to watch out from now on

Chinen: Like if you were to choose cool or cute for me, it’s cute for sure, right? I too…

Okamoto: You said yourself?

Chinen: Yeah. Okay got it now! Fine! Next! Next, Keito!

Okamoto: What is it?

Chinen: Okay, from radio name Ryushin san

Okamoto: ooh

Chinen: Please say this

Okamoto: Say this?

Chinen: Yup, do your best

Okamoto: “Hey, can you teach me #%#&) equation”

Chinen: Hey! Hey!

Okamoto: What? Wha..

Chinen: You can’t read Kanji?  

Okamoto: Sure, I can read Kanji. I can read kanji

Chinen: What was that #%&$#)$ then?

Okamoto: Sure, I can read kanji!

Chinen: It’s “Teach me how to solve simultaneous equation”

Okamoto: I did say that

Chinen: No you didn’t! You said $#)%(&#

Okamoto: I said simult…

Chinen:  #%(*$#&%

Okamoto: I said simul…  

Chinen: What’s up with turning into a yankee all the sudden?

Okamoto: Well

Chinen: One more time!

Okamoto: “Hey, teach me how to so… solve simu… simult… simultaneous equations. In re%#0 … in return, I’ll teach you the equation for love.. umm star” Yeah!

Chinen: Wait a minute! Wait!

Okamoto: Love..

Chinen: Keito!

Okamoto: What?

Chinen: Keito!

Okamoto: I said it right though

Chinen: It’s no good to use English all the time

Okamoto: Chinen, it’s not good to speak Japanese all the time too!

Chinen: You have to study Japanese since you’re in Japan

Okamoto: I do study! I do study! Let’s go home

Chinen: Well, please keep sending us fun phrases. That was HEY!SAY!WORDS

Okamoto: Please listen to a song for now. It’s HSJ

Oka-Chi: Too Shy

TS♪

Chinen: It’s already time for us to go

Okamoto: Well well, we are waiting for these kinds of letter from you

Chinen: Yup. The address is…

Okamoto: Please don’t hesitate to send us cool phrases to phrases that are easily to kid around with

Chinen: Today’s host was HS7’s Chinen Yuri and

Okamoto: Okamoto Keito

Chinen: See you tomorrow

Okamoto: Hyakushiki is on today. Chinen, will you watch it?

Chinen: I don’t know, I might be asleep 

 
 
 
ㅍ_ㅍ: ;9unhealthyangel on February 4th, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)
Chinen: Like if you were to choose cool or cute for me, it’s cute for sure, right? I too…
HOT is ur new name ;9

Okamoto: Hyakushiki is on today. Chinen, will you watch it?

Chinen: I don’t know, I might be asleep


oh boy,,, at least look forward for ur friend's show

utau no onichan XDDDD PFFFTT.


ムムちゃん: Ryochan- =Dspongykittens on February 4th, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
OHHH KEITO GOT TOOOLLLLDDD.

LOLOL XDDDD!
i_collect_cars on February 4th, 2009 02:10 am (UTC)
XXDDDDD
i_collect_cars on February 4th, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)
If you make me say this, I’ll run away

HAHAHAHAHA.
666ballon6_balon on February 4th, 2009 02:17 am (UTC)
i love this eps XDDD
chinen ohno + keito and his japanese language issue LOL
thank you for translating ^0^
Aeris: YamaChiiaeri_s on February 4th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
What the heck Keito I love you XD Poor Chinen XD
And then Keito got pwned. *laugh* I really love this corner. And you! For translating!
誰だろう?!: YamaChiismalltownsburns on February 4th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
Keito got pwned
LOLz totally true!
HSW is my fav corner too!
&& You're welcome =]
Carmencookierulez on February 4th, 2009 04:53 am (UTC)
LOL I love seeing him fanboy Ohno-san XD;
XD CRACK. TOO MUCH CRACK! *head pops open*
i laughed so much here, thanks for the translations!! =)
tego♥massu=LOVEkatrinasacay on February 4th, 2009 07:40 am (UTC)
lol
the poison tongue chinen strikes again..xD
yamana57yamana57 on February 4th, 2009 07:59 am (UTC)
hahaha! keito doesnt know how to read kanji well, but his english is good! This corner is my fav. Thank you so much for translating!!! =DDDD
「 v i v 」captxfizz on February 4th, 2009 08:09 am (UTC)
thanks so much for translating! lol...hey!say!words always cracks me up xDD
poor chii...such an ohno-fanboy...><''
sha-la-la: hmm ✌ Okamoto Keito ✌ HSJjeanzaddict on February 4th, 2009 08:16 am (UTC)
Chinen: Please say this
Okamoto: Say this?
Chinen: Yup, do your best
Okamoto: “Hey, can you teach me #%#&) equation”
Chinen: Hey! Hey!
Okamoto: What? Wha..


I bet Chinen chose that on purpose lol. He had evil tone when he said "Do you best". LOL, sweet revenge is sweet :D.

Okamoto: “Hey, teach me how to so… solve simu… simult… simultaneous equations. In re%#0 … in return, I’ll teach you the equation for love.. umm star” Yeah!
Keito, ILUSM XDD

Thanks for translating :)
sha-la-la: hmm ✌ Okamoto Keito ✌ HSJjeanzaddict on February 5th, 2009 02:48 pm (UTC)
Oh, the title of the post

{RADIO} HS7 OKAMOTO X KEITO
What's desu yo? Hehe :D
誰だろう?!smalltownsburns on February 5th, 2009 08:46 pm (UTC)
my bias-ness is showing D:
You get a cookie for noticing that!!

Thanks (^_^.)
sha-la-la: Hey! Say! JUMPjeanzaddict on February 6th, 2009 12:35 pm (UTC)
Keito-bias is totally acceptable :)P
No problemoo :D
山☂知: [best] laughing at 7baliwnababae on February 4th, 2009 09:47 am (UTC)
kasdg DYING. DYING OF THE SEER CUTENESS AAAA. XD ♥
黄色の-ちゃんbawalako on February 4th, 2009 10:41 am (UTC)
haha.. chii is being a bully to keito again.. XDD

"ohno-kun to chii is a cute existence" XDD.. that made me laugh..lol
sugardoll ♔: /panic; /blush; /confuzzle; /awkwardstrawberryrin on February 4th, 2009 01:59 pm (UTC)
Ah~~ Thanks so much for this!

I understand what Keito is going through right now. Kanji is hard. I almost failed my exam about it. D|;;

Poor Chii. He must be hurting while saying that. XD;;

Okamoto: Then, I’d catch them and throw it back to you

Chinen: Fine, try it if you can


LOL.

Is it just me or is Keito starting to bully the younger members? ^^;;
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誰だろう?!: keitosmalltownsburns on February 5th, 2009 05:04 am (UTC)
Maybe he's getting revenge on them D: lolz
nikkachannikkachan on February 4th, 2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
HAHA, Chinen and Keito ^^~ priceless.
IIamu Karugaru (良編軽々): purplotic ^^hydeist_wannabe on February 4th, 2009 11:28 pm (UTC)
CRACK! ♥
IIamu Karugaru (良編軽々): wtf mate?hydeist_wannabe on February 4th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
omg, i had to dl and actually listen right away...めちゃめちゃ面白い!

。。。長い時間に私を書きません。チイの声は本当が低いになりました!
誰だろう?!: YamaChiismalltownsburns on February 5th, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
今週オモローだよね(笑)
圭人の天然振りとかハンパナイ

ちぃも声変わりしてきたよね。。。なんか残念 orz
Lor: claim - keito's cherrywendi753 on February 8th, 2009 09:07 am (UTC)
LOL. Keito is soo adorable. And them debating is wow. Thanks~
Ksilyangpilak on May 29th, 2009 11:40 am (UTC)
another good episode! yay!
thanks for translating! ^_^