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02 February 2009 @ 09:22 pm
{radio} HS7 Okamoto x Chinen  

91st Radio Show (OA February 2nd 2008) 
Okamoto Keito x Chinen

HS7 UltraPower

Chinen: Good evening, this is HS7’s Chinen Yuri

Okamoto: Good evening, this is Okamoto Keito

Chinen: Well, we’d like to host this week

Okamoto: Right?

Chinen: Right? This is the first time this year for me

Okamoto: That’s great

Chinen: First time this year. What’s that clapping for?

Okamoto: Chinen, this year is 2009 but

Chinen: Yeah

Okamoto: Do you have any goals?

Chinen: Goals? For this radio, I want to reach the 100th[show]. I want to reach 100 with Keito. The 100th! Kind a like that

Okamoto: Why? Do you think this radio won’t reach the 100th show?

Chinen: No, I’d like to host 100th show

Okamoto: Okay

Chinen: If we do, let’s celebrate

Okamoto: Then, I’ll buy Chinen… I’ll buy Chinen some hot chocolate

Chinen: Okay, sure. Buy me hot chocolate only if we reach 100

Okamoto: Just tell me your goal for this year

Chinen: That’s my first goal

Okamoto: Oh really?

Chinen: Yeah, that will start my goals

Okamoto: Hmm

Chinen: For this year

Okamoto: Time passes fast, it’s already 91st show

Chinen: I see

Okamoto: Let’s start soon

Chinen: Yeah

Oka-Chi: HS7 UltraPower


Chinen: On Mondays it’s that corner which we get to answer your questions

Okamoto: Please enjoy until the end



Chinen: It’s a corner where you send in various topics such as funny incidents, a simple question, or a trivia.

Okamoto: Yup, let’s start introducing the letters

Chinen: Oh

Okamoto: This is a letter we received from penname U-Kun Daisuki (I love U-Kun)

Chinen: Who’s U-Kun?

Okamoto: I wonder who U-Kun is. Well, I’m going to read the letter now

Chinen: Okay

Okamoto: “Good evening everyone! I’m in second year high school who loves HSJ”

Chinen: Oh

Okamoto: “I enjoy listening to you… is a lie. This is actually my first time listening to you. I’m sorry” is what she said… Well, well “Lately, I’m interested in a certain thing and that is ‘hinatabokko/basking in the sun’. Doesn’t basking in the sun feel good? But what does hinataboko’s ‘-boko’ means? That has been on my mind. What do you guys think? Keep doing your best on the radio! I’ll be sure to listen to you everyday”

Chinen: Oh

Okamoto: I guess it’s ‘basking in the sun’

Chinen: I can see Keito basking in the sun so do you know?

Okamoto: ‘-bokko’ right?

Chinen: Yeah

Okamoto: ‘Hinata’ comes from… first of all its hinatabokko and this person doesn’t know the mean of ‘-bokko’ right?

Chinen: Yes

Okamoto: We have to clarify ‘hinata’ first

Chinen: We know ‘hinata’ already!

Okamoto: ‘hinata’ is…

Chinen: I don’t we need to clarify that

Okamoto: Wait, ‘hinata’ is

Chinen: Yeah

Okamoto: Is like photosynthesis

Chinen: I thought it was where the sun hits

Okamoto: No. ‘hinata’ means photosynthesis and ‘-bokko’ means “I don’t give off any oxygen”

Chinen: Umm, wait a minute

Okamoto: God, I don’t even know what I’m talking about

Chinen: Let’s just say ‘hinatabokko’ is that

Okamoto: What?

Chinen: Means to lie down where the sun hits. Maybe it was like an entertainment for people back then. When people said “let’s hinata-gokko! Hinata-gokko!” people misheard and it turned into ‘hinatabokko’ and maybe that’s why people use ‘hinatabokko’ till this day.

Okamoto: Does it really sound like that?

Chinen: ‘hinata’… But I thought it was ‘hinatagokko’

Okamoto: Then what does ‘-bokko’ mean?

Chinen: Like I said! Like I said!! Hinata…

Okamoto: I don’t think my brain is functioning today

Chinen: Like ‘hinatagokko’

Okamoto:  So ‘-gokko’ changed ‘cause of accents

Chinen: ‘-gokko’ was misheard as ‘-bokko’ and I said maybe that’s how it changed over the years

Okamoto: Is it so?

Chinen: Yes

Okamoto: Wow that was a decent answer

Chinen: Yeah, that was a descent answer. That’s ‘cause something’s wrong with your brain. You said something about oxygen and what not, you really weren’t listening to me

Okamoto: Well, Chinen’s turn

Chinen: From penname Shoko san

Okamoto: Ooh

Chinen: “Konnichiwa. I recently studied about space during science. I learned that there’s life span for stars other than the sun. If I remember correctly, it’ll be in 55 billion light years but what will happen to earth if there’s no sun? Please tell me HS7” Please tell me

Okamoto: Hmm

Chinen: “Please tell me?” We don’t know that

Okamoto: What do you think will happen?

Chinen: What do you want it to happen, Keito?

Okamoto: No wait, I asked you first. What do you think will happen?

Chinen: Wait wait!!

Okamoto: What if, what if the earth… You’re on Earth right now. What would you do if there were no Sun?

Chinen: I guess there’d be ice everywhere

Okamoto: That’s how you think?

Chinen: Well, of course. God, I’m getting confused now. Fine. Keito, what do think will happen? You seem to know that answer since you’re all so smart… all so smart

Okamoto: Eh? How many billions of years was that?

Chinen: Umm, 55 billion light years

Okamoto: Just 55 billion light years, right? I think by then, Earth will be able to stand without the sun.

Chinen: Really?

Okamoto: Yeah, so well, well… Simply, it means Earth is just a child and Sun is the mom. So, by 55 billion light years, Earth will be an adult and the Sun will be a grandma.

Chinen: Grandma, grandma? You mean it’ll be dead

Okamoto: Grandma… oh yeah, so the sun will be passed away  

Chinen: Passed away and

Okamoto: Yeah, and the Earth will become an adult by then

Chinen: Then, another Earth child will be born, right?

Okamoto: Yes, that means an Earth child will be born. The adult Earth will become the Sun and that continues on

Chinen: Wait, that means. Wait wait!! So we, the human beings are here right now and Earth will become a Sun, right?

Okamoto: Exactly

Chinen: That means will be burnt to death?

Okamoto: No, we can fly. By then we’ll be able to fly

Chinen: Forget it! Forget it!

Okamoto: Shall we go to the next one?

Chinen: Forget it!

Okamoto: Shall we go next?

Chinen: This corner is done!

Okamoto: It’s over?

Chinen: It’s done now, okay?

Okamoto: Yeah

Chinen: I’m confused now

Okamoto: Yup, it’s enough

Chinen: Well, please keep sending us questions, funny incidents that happened in your life, etc. That was HEY!Say!LETTER’s corner

Okamoto: Please listen to a song for now, it’s HSJ

Oka-Chi: UltraMusicPower


Chinen: It’s already time for us to go

Okamoto: It just means Earth will be able to support itself [one day]

Chinen: Well, it’s something we won’t know unless time passes

Okamoto: It means we have to think about tomorrow. Well, well. We are waiting for your mails

Chinen: The address is…

Okamoto: Please include the corner’s title and radio name when sending a mail. Odds of being yours read will go up!

Chinen: This is it for today! Your host was HS7’s Chinen Yuri and

Okamoto: Okamoto Keito

Chinen: See you tomorrow

Okamoto: Bye-Bye

This show... is just pure WTF
Keito is on CRACK and Chinen, poor Chinen just had enough
Aerisaeri_s on February 3rd, 2009 02:34 am (UTC)
What the heck Keito I didn't know you had it in you to confuse Chinen XD *must go download and listen to this*

*giggle* Thank you very very muchies for the translation!
marchymarchymarchy.marchechizen on February 3rd, 2009 03:38 am (UTC)
Desire Joycekore_dake on February 3rd, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
Thank you for the translation...

Keito.. Hahaha!! Dood, quit confusing poor Chinen..

Chinen sounded like he got really annoyed with that Earth bit.

*giggles* har har.. thanks!! :DDDD
inufics on February 3rd, 2009 05:12 am (UTC)
Oh my... Can't we get anything sane from Keito nowadays?
Carmencookierulez on February 3rd, 2009 05:49 am (UTC)
LOL whuts!?

first okamoto gets confused and then he gets chinen confused XD;
8D; this just made my day
thankyou for the translations!!!
yamana57yamana57 on February 3rd, 2009 07:05 am (UTC)
hahaha! I didn't know Keito was ThAT CRACK! lol yet so cute! Thanks so much for translating! ^^
sugardoll ♔: |Dvstrawberryrin on February 3rd, 2009 08:35 am (UTC)
L-Lol. What's wrong with you, Keito. XD

Well, seems like Chinen wasn't able to bully Keito this time. XD

Thanks for translating. Owo
誰だろう?!: keitosmalltownsburns on February 3rd, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
I think Keito bullied Chinen with his power to confuse people XD
Poor chii lolz

You're welcome :D
sha-la-la: sexy ✌ Okamoto Keito ✌ HSJjeanzaddict on February 3rd, 2009 09:07 am (UTC)
「猫」: ともだち♥yutopi on February 3rd, 2009 09:32 am (UTC)
keito's mind is amazing :D
tierestieres on February 3rd, 2009 09:47 am (UTC)
Thanks for translating!
LOL! It seemed like Keito himself could fly anytime...
Chinen is... Chinen, really XD
黄色の-ちゃんbawalako on February 3rd, 2009 11:02 am (UTC)
chinen seems to behave well..

100th show.. for hot chocolate.. kawaii..n,n

*That means will be burnt to death?*~ hahaha


thanks for the translation
hotaru_snowhotaru_snow on February 3rd, 2009 12:10 pm (UTC)
lol, Keito seems to have a very unique sense of logic xDD
山☂知: [hsj] number threebaliwnababae on February 3rd, 2009 12:44 pm (UTC)
KEITO! ♥ You are so full of crack aaaa i love you~
trapamtrapam on February 3rd, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)
thank you! It's funny ~~~ the earth'll become a sun
樹佑美 ♥: 3 - Yabu Keito & Hikaru - 見つめているssm_kiyumi on February 6th, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)
ナターシャ: Hikaru and Ryutaroskytears9 on February 7th, 2009 12:26 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHA. What in the world did Keito eat that day? XD Keito is such a cute dork.

And poor Chinen. I think he needed a hug after this. LOL.

Thanks for translating!
pinky_fairy10pinky_fairy10 on February 8th, 2009 06:20 am (UTC)
they are both in crack! :)) ahaha.

thanks for the trans.
Lorwendi753 on February 8th, 2009 09:16 am (UTC)
keito x_X what were you saying? LOL.

satsukisora: forbidden kisssatsukisora on February 10th, 2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
Sun gnna be retired from its job then?
Keito, ou're so amazing thinking on that way~
maybe that'll be true one day earth become a sun xDD
Ksilyangpilak on May 29th, 2009 11:17 am (UTC)
Okamoto: Yeah, so well, well… Simply, it means Earth is just a child and Sun is the mom. So, by 55 billion light years, Earth will be an adult and the Sun will be a grandma.

keito's back! yay! i just love it when his brain is not functioning well. we all get good laughs from it. hahaha

thank you for translating! i'll never get tired of thanking you. ^_^
mikimouseymikimousey on September 12th, 2009 06:39 am (UTC)
Keito and Aiba chan should have a conversaton. That I want to see!