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01 November 2008 @ 06:56 pm
{radio} HS7 Okamoto x Morimoto  

24th Radio Show (OA October 30th 2008)
Okamoto Keito x Morimoto

Okamoto: Good evening, this is Hey!Say!7’s Okamoto Keito

Morimoto: Good evening, this is Morimoto Ryutaro

Okamoto: Well, today is October 30th

Morimoto: Yup

Okamoto: and 70 years ago from today

Morimoto: Yeah?

Okamoto: An American radio show aired something about a Martian attack.

Morimoto: Woah

Okamoto: Then, an incident happened after, over 1.2 million people had a panic attack.

Morimoto: Really?

Okamoto: Isn’t that unbelievable?

Morimoto: But… but a month ago in my science class, 1 million, I mean about 100 years or within this 100 years, NASA said the human kinds will go up to mars. It’s happening in America’s NASA

Okamoto: Oh, NASA san

Morimoto: Eh?

Okamoto: NASA san

Morimoto: Umm… NASA san? Eh? Was it a “san”? It’s not a person

Okamoto: Hmm… well, its NASA san. I know. I get it

Morimoto: It’s not a person

Okamoto: Do you believe in those Martian attacks or things like that?   

Morimoto: I don’t think I would

Okamoto: Really?

Morimoto: But, who are Martians or Mercurians? Or even aliens from Saturn?

Okamoto: umm…

Morimoto: you know the aliens from Saturn?

Okamoto: nnn…

Morimoto: What/who are they?

Okamoto: Well, they are just people from Mars

Morimoto: Really?

Okamoto: We are earthlings… earthlings

Morimoto: Oh yeah

Okamoto: Yeah. That’s what it means. If I was listening to this radio, I’d be so happy. Like “crap, I’m going to have more friends”

Morimoto: No, I don’t think that’d happen

Okamoto: Really? I think Martians would be amazing

Morimoto: I wonder what kind of shape they are

Okamoto: it’d be like this. If an Martian said “FIRE!!!”  real fire would come out

Morimoto: Then, if they said “WATER!!!” water would come out?

Okamoto: Wa… no, they are Martians and water is like their natural enemy

Morimoto: Oh, I see

Okamoto: Water is their natural enemy

Morimoto: Well, it’s time to get started soon


Morimoto: Today, we’d like to do that segment where we present mails we’ve got from you

Okamoto: Yup! Well, please enjoy until the end!!


Morimoto: Hai!

Okamoto: Let’s start this Hey!Say!LETTER!

Morimoto: This is a segment where you send various kinds of topics such as interesting event that happens to you in your daily life, simple question, or a special uncommon knowledge

Okamoto: Well, let’s start presenting the mails. Umm, this is a mail we received from penname “Tsurupika~n” san. “Good evening, HSJ”

Morimoto: Good evening!

Okamoto: “I’m into saving money right now”

Morimoto: Wow!

Okamoto: “Before I got to sleep, I take all the change out of my wallet and put them in my piggybank. A very simple way. I started putting them in a 500ml plastic bottle and in no time it was full of changes”

Morimoto: Woah!

Okamoto: “I can’t wait to count how much I saved. Is there anything Hey!Say!JUMP is really into or started doing?” is what she wrote. She really wanted to brag what she have been doing

Morimoto: Probably

Okamoto: she really wanted to

Morimoto: I do it, too

Okamoto: You used to?

Morimoto: I’m doing it right now. Like right now

Okamoto: Saving money?

Morimoto: Not exactly saving money

Okamoto: Yeah?

Morimoto: I tried to put just 100 yen or just 10 yen changes in my wallet

Okamoto: that’s great

Morimoto: I’m type of person who likes to sort things out

Okamoto: I see

Morimoto: When I put them all together at once… I feel distressed

Okamoto: Oh~ then Ryutaro will become a billionaire soon

Morimoto: No..

Okamoto: I… Lately, I … Do you know what 5 toed socks are?

Morimoto: Oh, yeah yeah

Okamoto: I’m really into those right now

Morimoto: Really?

Okamoto: Yup

Morimoto: I have some too

Okamoto: These, these ones. Look look

Morimoto: Umm, do you understand what you’re doing? I think we’ve went over it on the first show

Okamoto: Yeah. They can’t see them

Morimoto: Yeah. Only our voices will be heard

Okamoto: Isn’t it sort of cute when you’ve taken off your shoes and you see your 5 toes? Well, it sounds weird if I say this myself though…

Morimoto: A doctor, should I call the doctor? Should someone call a doctor?

Okamoto: A doctor? Oh and since a while ago… I started drinking milk

Morimoto: Oh, you did say that

Okamoto: I was, wasn’t I?

Morimoto: yeah

Okamoto: My height grew a lot.

Morimoto: Really!?

Okamoto: Yeah, Ryutaro, you should grow …. Drink too

Morimoto: I don’t drink milk

Okamoto: Why?

Morimoto: When I drink them…

Okamoto: Yeah?

Morimoto: No

Okamoto: Really~?

Morimoto: When you drink too much, don’t you have to go to the bathroom a lot?

Okamoto: Hmm? Well, your constipation will get better. Your constipation will really really get better. Bowel movement

Morimoto: What’s wrong? Are you going to get goofy soon?

Okamoto: Well, yeah they’d make you want to go to the bathroom but

Morimoto: Yeah

Okamoto: You don’t lose anything out of it

Morimoto: You’re right

Okamoto: Yeah

Morimoto: But

Okamoto: You won’t drink it? You just don’t want to drink them?

Morimoto: I don’t want really want to a little

Okamoto: No?

Morimoto: Yeah

Okamoto: You don’t want to get taller?

Morimoto: I’m growing. I’m up to 160, I think

Okamoto: Really?

Morimoto: Maybe… maybe

Okamoto: So that’s how you’re going to do it. Ryutaro san will go with not drinking strategy

Morimoto: I have been just eating

Okamoto: yeah?

Morimoto: I’m fat

Okamoto: That’s fat?

Morimoto: I’m fat

Okamoto: Are you sure you want to say this?

Morimoto: I think everyone knows… maybe

Okamoto: So Ryutaro is fat

Morimoto: Because I was told I got fat

Okamoto: Really?

Morimoto: Yeah, from Yamada kun and others

Okamoto: Oh Yama chan

Morimoto: It’s been a while since I said “Yamada kun”. The fat around here…. Or you got fatter is what he told me

Okamoto: You got fatter?

Morimoto: Yeah I’m getting fatter lately

Okamoto: I see. Well, that’s okay. Please keep sending questions to us or a funny incident that happened to your daily lives. That was HEY!SAY!LETTER

Morimoto: Please listen to a song right now. It’s Hey!Say!JUMP’s

Mori-Oka: Mayonaka no Shadow BOY


Okamoto: It’s already time for us to go

Morimoto: Yup

Okamoto: What do you think about today’s mail?

Morimoto: I thought it’s pretty good to save money

Okamoto: Money?

Morimoto: Yeah

Okamoto: Well, it’s not bad

Morimoto: It’s kind of like

Okamoto: Yeah?

Morimoto: When you start saving, don’t you want to payback your parents or your grandma?

Okamoto: Oh I do

Morimoto: That’s what I want to do the most right now

Okamoto: You… it’s been a while since I heard such a good thing coming out of your mouth. Sorry. It’s just been a while. I thought “were you the type who says things like that?”

Morimoto: I have been saving money. I’ve been saving since really long time

Okamoto: Well, we are waiting for your mails like these for this show

Morimoto: The address is… Email address…

Okamoto: Umm… Send us your thoughts on this Okamoto-Morimoto pair. This was Hey!Say!7’s Okamoto Keito and

Morimoto: Morimoto Ryutaro!

Mori-Oka: See you next week!

Okamoto: Bye Bye

Aeris: NodNodaeri_s on November 2nd, 2008 12:47 am (UTC)
Ryutaro got fat, huh? XDDDDDD

Thank you <3333
I will...get around to listening and reading the others you've translated lately eventually =P
lovetantei on November 2nd, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
Ryutaro's fat's actually cute, lol.
Ryutaro is growing really fast, he'll be taller than Yamada in no time. XD;

Thanks for translating ♥♥
rorychanrorychan on November 2nd, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
160 cm? He's really almost the same height as Yamada. O.O
IIamu Karugaru (良編軽々)hydeist_wannabe on November 4th, 2008 01:26 am (UTC)
wft extra terrestrials...no wonder i didn't understand it at all when i was listening before reading the trans XD
Still longing for him....riotakeuchi on July 13th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)
I really can't get the Keito's ideas 'bout Earth, Mars, Martian, ang NASA san *laugh*
all-day-dreaming-boy rite? =))